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[escardos]

[ when bernie steps out of the house, she will see a box of chocolates!

however, when she opens them, they'll be full of cookies? and taped to the lid there's a letter. ]

haha! made you think there were chocolates, but there are actually cookies!!!! i bought them at the bakery :P i think they're sugar cookies. april fool's day!

flat escardos!

[ and that's what they are. ]

un: bernie | text

[persecutetioncomplex]

Thank you for the cookies!

What's april fools day?

[escardos]

april fool's day is a day where you prank people! play a joke!

[persecutetioncomplex]

[A brief pause.]

What's a joke?

[escardos]

huh? o v o)?

[persecutetioncomplex]

Happy April Fools Day.

[They did indeed have jokes back in Ye Olde Land.]

1/?

[escardos]

HUH!?!?!?!

2/4

[escardos]

WAIT WHAT?!

[escardos]

OMG I GOT PRANKED?!!?!?!?

[escardos]

LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha!!!! xDDD that was an awesome one!

[persecutetioncomplex]

I did my best!

[escardos]

congrats!! 10/10, top quality joke!

you guys don't have anything like this in your place?

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I'm glad I was able to make your holiday work!

And not that I know of. Maybe the commoners or one of the other countries do, but I grew up pretty sheltered from any of that, if so.

[escardos]

hmmm same here! not many people at the clock tower celebrate it, and my parents definitely didn't. though i bet for them an april fool's joke would somehow end up with them trying to kill me lol

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That's not funny at all.

That's awful.

[escardos]

everyone says that o__o

but mages are very serious all the time! so maybe they wouldn't try to joke at all.

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Neither of my parents were very jovial, either...

Oh, but my uncle was, at least.

[escardos]

oh, that's good! what was he like?

[persecutetioncomplex]

Warm, and kind. He liked to tell silly jokes, too.

[escardos]

haha what a cool guy! im glad you had someone like that. being silly is good, you know? always being serious....that's way too much work :P

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The house was colder, for his passing. I'm glad I had him too.

Speaking of people we're glad to have...

Does your professor celebrate this too?

[escardos]

oh

hm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

i think so!! o v o) but i've never really try to crack a joke? he was always very busy back at home...and the one from this universe was probably even busier... but i hope he does! i mean, they do that in the country he's from (england)

[persecutetioncomplex]

Oh, I see...

I've had teachers like that, too.

What sort of jokes might he make, do you think?

[escardos]

um

hm





.__.) i have no idea. maybe he'd short circuit if he made a joke...

[persecutetioncomplex]

He'd what?!